“If His Dick Is Wack” Tee

Description

Deliver savage energy and unmatched sass with the If His Dick Is Wack Tee—an unapologetically bold design for women who know their worth and aren’t afraid to walk away with style (and a little chaos). This jet-black tee screams confidence and humor, fronted with the eye-catching phrase:
“IF HIS DICK IS WACK AND HE MADE YOU WAIT FOR IT, UNPLUG HIS REFRIGERATOR BEFORE YOU LEAVE HIS HOUSE” in a striking pink-and-white gradient font.

Crafted for the bold, this tee blends dark humor, petty perfection, and empowering attitude into one wearable mic drop. It’s the ultimate fashion statement for anyone who’s ever been ghosted, disappointed, or made to wait—only to find out it wasn’t worth the hype.

Whether you’re heading to a punk show, a wild girls’ night, or just making your ex regret everything at the grocery store, this tee delivers comfort, attitude, and style all at once. Made from high-quality, breathable fabric with a flattering fit, it’s the perfect combo of comfy and fierce.

✔ Hilariously savage slogan
✔ Gradient pink and white print on black fabric
✔ Great for parties, festivals, breakups, and revenge glow-ups
✔ Soft, durable cotton blend for everyday wear
✔ Makes an unforgettable gift for your most unbothered bestie

The If His Dick Is Wack Tee is more than a shirt—it’s a lifestyle for those who take no crap, settle for nothing less than amazing, and maybe unplug a fridge on their way out.