I’m Stealing Something Tee

Description

Make them laugh, think, and blush all at once with the I’m Stealing Something Tee—a cheeky, empowering shirt that turns heads and starts conversations. Featuring the savage and hilariously relatable quote: “From now on every time I go to a dude’s house to have sex and he doesn’t make me cum I’m stealing something”, this black tee is perfect for women who speak their mind and take no nonsense in or out of the bedroom.

Whether you’re owning your pleasure, embracing your humor, or just love a tee that goes there, this funny women’s shirt delivers serious main-character energy.

Designed with a feminine cut and a flirty silhouette, this tee features shortened sleeves that lightly show off the shoulders and a semi-fitted style that flatters your shape without clinging too tightly. The 100% ringspun cotton fabric is soft, breathable, and lightweight—perfect for casual wear, parties, festivals, or just vibing out with friends.

✔ Bold white quote on sleek black background
✔ Feminine semi-fitted cut for a flattering look
✔ Lightweight 100% ringspun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²)
✔ Taped shoulders and ribbed collar for durability
✔ True-to-size fit for comfort and confidence
✔ Great for edgy humor lovers, empowered women, or gift-givers

The I’m Stealing Something Tee is more than a graphic—it’s a whole mood. Whether worn as a power move or a hilarious clapback, this shirt lets your bold personality shine through in every room you enter. Own it, flaunt it, and maybe even steal a few hearts while you’re at it.